Had the following exchange with Maeve:
"So, I made something very excellent/disgusting last night. I made a half batch and here were my quantities:
Unroll one tube Pillsbury Crescent Rolls and separate into rectangles (4.)
Spread with a mixture of 3 T butter, 1/3 c. l.b. sugar, 1 t cinnamon, 1/4 t nutmeg.
Roll, short end first. Chill at least 1/2 hour. Slice each log into 6 rolls. Place tightly (use foil to fill gap) and bake at 375 for 15-20.
(Note: in future I'd probably use half white sugar for grainier texture.)
These are very tiny."
"Interesting. I heard an excellent/disgusting tip on how to make boxed brownies palatable:
sub black coffee for water (no-brainer)
sub mayonnaise for vegetable oil (shocking!)
Am intrigued, will probably try in distant future and report back."