Tuesday, April 29, 2008
On Asses in Leggings
As regards asses in leggings: I despise them. I don't care if you're coming from the gym; I don't care how toned you are; an ass, separated from the world only by a thin layer of lycra, and uncovered by a shirt, is not appropriate for public consumption. Besides which: that moment when one pulls on tights, pre-dress, is bar-none the least attractive of the day. Why would one voluntarily prolong this? Know this: if I see a meaty, leggings-clad ass on the street, I will stare at it malevolently, like the creepiest sexual predator you've ever met.