Last night, Slim mentioned an article he'd just seen in the WSJ about couples who stayed in love long after marriage.
"I think the trick is to get married quickly," he said.
"What's your point?"
"Wanna get married?"
"That was easy."
"Well, I have one condition."
"Wait, I'll get a pen."
"No, you'll be able to remember. It's this: both the engagement and the marriage have to be secret."
"Wait, for how long?"
"Indefinitely. Possibly as long as forever."
"Well, then forget it! I have one simple condition and you can't even compromise that much! You're obviously not ready for marriage."