"It's so easy to laugh. It's so easy to hate. It takes strength to be gentle and kind." Trying, anyway.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
On Asses in Leggings
As regards asses in leggings: I despise them. I don't care if you're coming from the gym; I don't care how toned you are; an ass, separated from the world only by a thin layer of lycra, and uncovered by a shirt, is not appropriate for public consumption. Besides which: that moment when one pulls on tights, pre-dress, is bar-none the least attractive of the day. Why would one voluntarily prolong this? Know this: if I see a meaty, leggings-clad ass on the street, I will stare at it malevolently, like the creepiest sexual predator you've ever met.