Subject: ALERT!
BIG LEON HAS BEEN LOCATED. REPEAT: BIG LEON IS IN THE HOUSE.
(FOUND HIDING WITH YOUNG WOMAN WHO SELF IDENTIFIES AS "HINKA" -- NO LAST NAME AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME).
This is a relief. Big Leon is a baby doll with a sullen expression and a little penis that, when submerged in a bath, can urinate. For the past 26 years, he's sported a blue terry onesie of my brother's.
Here's to wretched weeks ending, and better ones beginning, yes? I was punched on the subway this week. Gramps went into the hosp. Lots and lots of other stuff. But! We're all still here and this too shall pass and here's a bunch of new chances to do the right thing - millions and millions of chances. On that note.
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For real, WHO PUNCHES?! I'm sorry to hear about your grandpa, and I too am looking forward to a brighter week coming up.
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